This is where I tell you if I like a movie or not. I will give a See or Don't See recommendation.
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Jane Doe Review
This will be a very short review. Everything about this movie is bad. And it isn't even one of those, "so bad it's good" things. The acting, writing, directing, camera work. All of it is bad. Some is worse than others but there is absolutely nothing redeeming about this movie. I even regret paying $4 for it in a Sears bargain bin. It is proof that even halfway decent actors cannot save a terrible script. Rob Lowe and Teri Hatcher aren't bad actors. But in this, they are brutal. That being said, I do need to even single out one person for their absolute suckiness. Alex Karzis brings new levels to being horrible. I'm normally one to give people another chance and try to find something good in every film but he should actually never be given another role just to punish him for this.
Don't see it. In fact, if you see it in a bargain bin, it is your duty as a film fan to buy all of the copies and burn them to save other people having to endure this.